WOAH. I'm ALIVE, still.

Yeah. so it's been a while since I did anything on here.
So this post will probably be huge.

I moved out and lost internet for a while. So I'll just start with that.
The changes:
I moved out of my mom's and into a friend and his parents.
they were willing to put me up, but there's not really room, so Corey and I share his room. We've adjusted to it decently. But we're looking for an apartment, so we can have separate rooms, again. That's been an ordeal. Can I rant about that? Of course. because this is my blog.
Corey, Samantha and I got our applications to a fairly nice apartment complex.
We put off doing them for about a month, though. and when we returned them, the landlords made it sound like we could come on in that weekend.

It's 3 months since then.
We tried adding Carisa, so we told them to make it a 3 bedroom instead of a 2. Then we finally got an opening for a 3, but Carisa backed out, and we can only afford a 2. so we had to wait a while, again. But they just called me, this morning and said that we're almost done.

I intentionally set my ringtone and alarm to really intense techno, because when it goes off I get super disoriented.
WHAT IS THIS THING AND WHY IS ANGRY MAKE IT STOP MAKING THAT NOISE OH MY GOD OPEN IT SO IT WILL STOP

ok....it stopped.

OH WAIT THAT WAS A PHONE CALL ANSWER IT



I hung up and rolled back over to go back to bed.
Then my phone went off again with a text.

"really....." The world doesn't want me to sleep, today.
which is fine, because I need to get things done, anyway. I have to replace my headlights. oh wait. is it raining, still?


(checks window)

no. it's dry. so I'm on limited time to do it.
Stupid Ohio.
But I really do have to change them. Nott only because I am legally obligated, because it needs symmetry, because I need to be able to see at night, because that's just how it needs to be done.

Because I told the girl I'm kind of into at the moment that that's what I was doing.
Because I didn't want toreply to "What are you doing?" with:
"Laying in bed" because that would say "I'm lazy"
"Cleaning my room" because that will say "I'm dirty"
"Starting to work on a new comic book I'm writing" because that would say "I AM A HUGE NERD AVOID ME"

and then she said she could replace headlights, too. She worked at sears for a bit. So that's +5 for attraction.
hopefully things go well, this time.
My track record with women is about as impressive as the track(running) record of an overmotivated amputee

"AW, you try so many times!" "And a couple times you make it 3 feet!"
"But I only have 1 foot!"
"LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"

but no. When I crack jokes or make analogies like that people think I'm upset/sad.
It makes me laugh, screw your emotions.
I appreciate the misplaced sympathy, though.

I might try to invite her to see Battle: L.A. tomorrow. But I have to get informations from the other attendees, first. so far it's just me and Jen. I want williams to go, but I barely want to spend money on myself. let alone 3 people (being that I would pay for her, because that's how I roll. Old fashioned gentleman. like George Clooney)

Lol. I remember the last date I went to pickerington movie theater on. With Williams.
That was a victorious explosion of fail.
Which, incidentally, is the subtitle for my autobiography.

And now for a change in topic because Williams distracted me with hilarious antics, and I lost my roll for this one.

I recently got internet, again.
Which makes me happy. but my wallet sad.
annd it means that I got extra nothing accomplished.
so I'm back to here. to ttry to break that cycle.
I'll post comics again.
and thoughts/ideas.


but for now. I have to go change that headlight. so 

My Birthday! Oh, and Episode 7 of Platinum Hard-Mode!!

Hey! It's my birthday, today!
I turn 20 this year, and what better way to celebrate than pure epicness!

I give you the next installment in what I'm going to start calling "PokeMondays!"
because puns are awesome.


Anyway, this is definitely my favorite episode thus far.
I discovered the awesomeness of custom brushes in Photoshop/Gimpshop, and by fate I was able to test them out to their fullest. I used cement texture, blood spatter, gritty dirt, and fire effects, all in white to make crazy snowstorms.

As far the story, this was both the best and worst chapter in my adventure.
So, it stands to say that those two points conjoining makes this the most epic installment to my series. And I plan to have each of the next ones become more epic.

Enjoy!

Pokemon Platinum Hard-Mode Episode 6

WHAT IS UP WITH THE DELAY, DUDE?

yeah, so I missed the deadline for the pokemon comic, and I haven't posted anything else either. I haven't juggled my time commitments well, lately. and currently, I'm locked out of my computer so the pokecomic is trapped.

My keyboard isn't working, so I'm stuck on the login screen... <_<
Just letting you guys know that the lack of updatelaage is not permanent.
We should be back to happy-fun times within the week.

sorry

Anyone Else Have Days Like These?

Right. So this is pretty much an average day for me. Anyone else have this happen?

Why Goats are more interesting than you.

What animal is famous for facial hair?

The goatee wearing crazy GOAT, that's who.

The only other animal to have that big an influence on fashion is the Mink. And we all know how it turned out for him. 

Because no one wants to WEAR a goat. We just want to look like them by trimming our face hairs into what mister goat is wearing.

It's funny, actually. If you have one character or person, you can make an evil twin version of them, simply by adding a goatee.

This is most likely because goats are seen as related to the devil, what with those horns, and stunning facial-hair. (also hooves to step on your sent-to-hell face.)

I think that Satan is symbolized by goats because early priests were jealous that they couldn't grow one.

Anyway, mythology aside, goats are behind some the funniest videos ever:

This one simply simply doesn't know what's going on

And this one, I simply don't know what's going on with it:




Even USHER took inspiration from a Goat in one of his songs!!!
http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http://www.youtube.com/v/HsF_2CNV9v4&start1=3&video2=http://www.youtube.com/v/06CvUjLgK5g&start2=0


Goats doing unexpected things in video-games causes ridiculous effects.
(note: turn the volume down, this dude is loud.)


And lastly, the goat is one of last animals you want to have angry at you:
I am aware, that this is actually an Ibex, but the two are related.

Whatever keeps you cool.